a vampire hunter and the hunted - unless...?🩸

its bed time in the heart hotels

If you think fear can control everything, well then, terrify me.

so i've been on this site for a hot minute and i've always operated on the idea that if you're here long enough you'll end up with at least one popular text post but uh, maybe that's not true? so, i wanna know

Favorite kind of responses to this post

• people saying yes they've had a popular post and then giving a number that doesn't even break triple digits. Some real home town news anchor popularity right there. Genuinely I adore this.
• No, thank god
• Describing a post that I've actually seen/reblogged that makes me do the leo dicaprio pointing meme

the death book cracked 100k a couple weeks ago and people fucking LOVE posts I've made about how to computer ("very basics of computer care," "here are modern specs," and "how to make your computer faster, perhaps linux" are the prototypical examples) but my favorite kinds of popular posts are the ones where @argumate is OP and I don't have to deal with the notes (zenni and why you should use firefox).

please take care of yourself, your grace!

waterborne poetry

literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

"what's the matter? too scared to shoot straight?"

Not Safe For Work

Remember, NSFW is not an abbreviation for nude that somehow has more syllables. It's shorthand for "If my boss happened to look over my shoulder when this was on my screen, would there be consequences?"

This is subjective, and depends on the boss and the job, of course. But many, many images that contain zero nudity are still very much NSFW (and sometimes, images with nudity aren't!) Consider this.

I think some people don't even know what it stands for anymore; it used to be a tag for just violent imagery too

can't believe I nearly forgot to share this